Timed Infinity

formerly overthefactories and whatsunderthefactories and onemomentofyourtime

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

1 day ago with 150,153 notes

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

2 days ago with 81,070 notes
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